Russell Crowe held a press conference today to announce he will be the narrator in an upcoming remake of “Ben-Hur”. He then made this face:
My first reaction upon hearing the news was “Hollywood is remaking Ben-Hur?? That’s so…really plausible!” But it’s actually an upcoming “Ben Hur” live theater performance at ANZ Stadium in Australia, not a movie. Although if the live theater performance does well enough, it’ll probably get made into “Ben-Hur Live Theater Performance Remake: The Movie”, starring Eric Bana as narrator Russell Crowe.
Until then, feel free to Orbitz some Ausralian Flight+Hotel+Car+Russell Crowe Narrator Face vacation packages.
